Why I Hate Chinese New Year

January 26, 2012 Leave a comment

For those who don’t know, the Chinese New Year (or Lunar New Year) is a roughly one-week annual holiday in January or February, depending on the calendar. It is my least favorite time of year in Taiwan, for the following reasons:

  • Banks,  many other business, and most restaurants and bars are closed for up to 9 consecutive days. This makes it mostly impossible to get anything done. If you are unlucky enough to have a payday during Chinese New Year, expect a 1-2 week delay.
  • Everyone in this overcrowded, densely populated country has off at the same time. This makes it impossible to go to most travel destinations within Taiwan without booking 2-3 months in advance. Even if you do manage to go, the destination and the journey to it will likely be a crowded nightmare.
  • It is too short a break to go back to Europe or the U.S. (I, for instance, only get 5 days off and not the full 9). You could go for a short visit to other destinations in SE Asia, but be prepared for booked-out flights, tickets for which are double to triple price.
  • This leaves staying in the city and not traveling, in my opinion the best option for this short-but-too-long holiday. But as mentioned, many shops, restaurants, and bars are closed, severely limiting options. Department stores and many leisure spots remain open, but since these are the only things open and everyone else in the city is sitting around with fuck all to do, all of these places are intensely crowded. I hate being in crowds of Asians. This is when I feel the most like an outsider. Furthermore, Taiwanese in crowds tend to be a bit bolder than when they’re on their own, making random shouts of “Hello!” and “How are you?” all the more likely.
  • Even during normal times you need to keep your wits about you at all times when driving. It is far worse during Chinese New Year, when the streets are crammed with Asians driving aimlessly around town.
  • Fireworks (usually not the pretty kind, just the kind that make noise) and annoying music are abundant, especially at the temple across the street from me, with no regard for the hour of night or morning it may be. Even after CNY ends, people set off noisemaker firecrackers outside their shops for good luck on their first day of reopening. This means that you will see and hear them more or less at random throughout the new year, and for the first several days after it is over.

It is best to approach CNY as you would a zombie apocalypse. Stock up on food and supplies the week before. Hole yourself up in your apartment and try to go outside as little as possible. When you do have to go outside, choose the most direct route and avoid large groups. Pick off any straggler Taiwanese zombies that get in your way.

The 2008 Financial Crisis Explained

January 9, 2012 7 comments

It seems that many people still do not understand the cause of the 2008 financial crisis and its consequences, because if they did, they would already be rioting in the streets. There are a few reasons for this, among which the total failure of the mainstream media to report it accurately and thoroughly, and the jargon used by the industry itself. Most attempts to explain the crisis have used financial jargon which serves only to confuse people and convince them that “the smart people are getting it done”, so they need not pay attention and can go back to work. However, it is really not as complicated as people often make it sound. I am not a Wall Street insider but I have researched the matter fairly extensively and I feel I have a working knowledge of how the crisis occurred. So to commemorate my 100th post, I have decided to attempt to explain it as clearly and plainly as possible.

The crisis could be said to originate with the Federal Reserve.

When people take out a loan or a mortgage, they are charged an interest rate. This is the cost of borrowing money. As the interest rate increases or decreases, it becomes more expensive or cheaper to borrow money. Banks also charge interest to other banks for lending, at lower rates than those on loans extended by banks to the general public. The Federal Reserve is the ultimate lender to banks. They set the federal funds rate, which is the interest rate at which the Fed loans to banks. The banks then charge higher rates to others, and this is essentially how banks make money.

Over the recent 10 years or so, the federal funds rates have been quite low on a historical scale (except for a brief “spike” from 2006-2008, but even this spike was low on a historical scale). Since 2009 it has been basically zero, between 0 and 0.25%. This means that money is cheap for banks to borrow.

When money is cheap, banks do risky things. Let us put this in a personal context. If I were to offer you money for 1% interest, would you use it for the same types of things you would if I loaned to you at 10% interest? In the former case, money is cheap, so you are likely to invest in something more risky as even if your investment fails, it would be cheap to maintain your debt payments. In the latter case, since the interest is high, you would think carefully about what you would invest in; you would likely invest in something that offers you a guaranteed return or profit, otherwise that 10% interest would really eat away at you.

This is essentially what banks did. They used the cheap money to make riskier investments. In discussing the crisis one often hears the terms sub prime lending. Sub prime lending means giving someone a loan who presents a higher credit risk at a higher interest rate; in other words, someone who probably did not deserve a mortgage because they were not as likely to pay it back. Banks would  charge these borrowers higher rates to make up for this increased risk. That is sub prime lending in a nutshell. Instead of giving creditworthy individuals loans at reasonable rates, banks lent to those who were risky, and charged them even higher rates (thus further reducing the possibility that they could pay back the loan or mortgage). Of course, many of these people were credit risks for a reason, and when they failed to pay back their mortgages, the banks were stuck with piles of noncollectable, worthless accounts on their balance sheets.

This brings us to another term: mortgage-backed securities. Knowing that they were stacked with worthless assets, the banks devised financial instruments to continue to make money. Banks combined actual, solid assets with bad, noncollectable mortgage-based assets into new financial instruments. These new instruments, which in extreme cases consisted 90% of noncollectable mortgages, were called mortgage-backed securities. The banks then bribed or influenced the ratings agencies (S&P, Fitch, Moody’s) to give these instruments AAA ratings – the same rating given to U.S. government bonds, which have been (up until recently) regarded the safest asset in the world with a guaranteed return. U.S. bonds only pay 1 or 2% interest precisely because they are regarded as safe.

Now that these “financial weapons of mass destruction” (as Max Keiser terms them) were given AAA ratings, the banks traded them freely with one another, all over the world. Investment banks in the U.S. traded with large and small banks throughout Europe, municipalities, state governments, pension fund managers, you name it. Everyone was buying these because they were rated a safe return. Bankers were making tons of money selling these, and the buyers were “guaranteed” a good return.

Yet at the same time that they were trading these, these same banks were buying credit default swaps (or CDS) against them. CDS are basically insurance policies. If Bank A buys a security from Bank B, Bank A can also buy a CDS on the security from Bank C, in case the security blows up (becomes worthless or uncollectable). Everyone remembers AIG and Lehman Brothers, the most famous firms in the financial collapse. These two sold credit default swaps by the truckload, and when people began to see that these securities were worthless, AIG and Lehman Brothers had to pay out on all these CDS, and quickly went bust. And that is basically how the crisis occurred.

Aside from the fraudulently high AAA credit ratings, doing this type of lending does not go against free market principles. If the banks take the risk and get away with it, they make money. But if they fail, they go bust. And that is what was prevented with the Troubled Asset Relief Program – or TARP, the bank bailouts.

These bailouts create what is called moral hazard. If a lending institution is not going to face any penalty for doing bad business, then what is to stop them from continuing to do so? They now have a guarantee from government that it will back them up if they fail. Nothing has been changed to halt these unscrupulous lending practices. In fact, it has been accelerating, because instead of raising the federal funds rate as they should have, thus raising the cost of money, the Fed has maintained it at its historical lows, furthering speculative lending. This was done to try and ease the pain of those with terrible debt burdens. But actually it does not solve the problem because the bad assets and cumbersome debt are still there, and just pushes an even worse crash further into the future.

This brings us to our final term – the derivative. A derivative is a financial instrument whose value is derived from a physical asset. Say for example that I have one barrel of oil valued at $100, and that you want to invest $100 in oil commodities, expecting the oil price to rise in the future. I borrow the money from you against my barrel of oil in a kind of contract. That contract is a derivative, which is essentially a type of “IOU”, as it is tied to a fixed asset that theoretically you could claim if I had to pay you off. If I then go and make another derivative contract with someone else on the same barrel of oil, there are now two contracts, or derivatives, that I have created. In other words, I have leveraged this one barrel of oil by 2 to 1 – two contracts for one barrel. If both people want to collect the barrel of oil at once, I go bankrupt. All of banking is predicated on the expectation that people won’t all want to cash in at once.

Banks all over the world are over-leveraged. In the recent collapse of MF Global, it was found that the firm was leveraged 40 to 1: that is, for every $1 in assets, they loaned out $40 worth of paper. This means that if their assets drop in value by over 2.5%, their balance sheets are worthless, and they go bankrupt. That is exactly what happened, and client accounts were destroyed.

All of the bailouts happening in the U.S. and Europe are designed to do one thing: keep the banks afloat. As long as the banks maintain operations, bank managers and CEOs can still collect their management fees and bonuses on client accounts. Meanwhile, peoples’ assets and pensions are being reduced to rubble.

Finally, I will end with this: it has been estimated that the total value of all derivatives in the world is $600 trillion, or 10 times greater than the GDP (gross domestic product) of the entire world.

Culturally Frustrated

January 4, 2012 Leave a comment

Disclaimer: The following is not directed at any person or persons in particular. It is a general feeling, and as with all generalizations there are exceptions. Mostly this is my way of trying to verbalize “reverse culture shock”, which if you have not experienced you may not understand. It is to serve as a reminder to myself when I get agitated with the local culture that people everywhere do more or less the same things. Perhaps this will hurt people’s feelings but I am running a blog of my thoughts, not a public relations campaign. This is not meant to offend anyone but I take responsibility for doing so.

I am living between two worlds. My host culture of Taiwan will never accept me; I have come to terms with that. That’s why I’m leaving there soon. But I don’t belong in American culture either.

I shouldn’t be surprised. This is nothing new, and I have the same feeling every time I return for a visit. I am endlessly frustrated with the conversation here. Since I don’t own a home, have children, or follow local sports, I am automatically exempt from about 75% of all conversation. The large part of people here are still plugged into the Matrix — they are blissfully ignorant of many of the important issues in the world, economics, politics, and culture, which are my interests. This leaves little common ground.

Of course, I don’t expect conversations to always revolve around me while I am home. But I do expect at least a passing curiosity. I make the effort to ask people about their work, homes, and sports teams, but people don’t seem to show the least interest in what is going on where I live, what exactly I have been doing lately, or why I would decide to leave the Greatest Place in the World. I am unsure what to make of this.

Is it a complete lack of curiosity about life outside of U.S. borders? Is it jealousy over my perceived “fast-flying, exciting lifestyle”? Or is it simply that people do not wish do reveal their ignorance?

How can one not be curious about the world? There are so many interesting places and things that occur all over the world. There are so many different perspectives. How can you limit to yourself to just one perspective? Of course, personal circumstances often dictate where one lives. There is nothing wrong with staying one place. But aren’t people curious? Do people still not see that the media controls their perspective? How are people able to devote countless hours to celebrity news and gossip and sports analysis, but not willing to apply this energy toward introspection of their own country on the world stage, or to the truly important issues?

As far as jealousy, I can understand why, at the surface, people may be jealous about the way that I have been living. Many people would like to see the world and travel as I have done. But at the end of the day, I am simply living in a different place. We have the same things that people in the U.S. have. My day is likely no more exciting than that of anyone else. I go to school or work, I eat, I come home, wash the dishes, do laundry, watch TV or other media. The people around me look different and speak and act differently, and the landscape is different.

Are people then just hesitant to show themselves ignorant in the face of someone they may perceive to be  cultured and educated? I was and am ignorant of many things. When I was 22, in my interview for the job I would eventually receive in Japan, I actually asked, “you people eat sushi, right?” when prompted about my culinary preferences. I sometimes wonder why they ever gave me the job, but perhaps it was because I admitted being ignorant. The only problem with ignorance is the failure to admit it. There is nothing wrong in not knowing – that is how you learn.

Another thing that bothered me was the apparent self-centeredness of people. People just LOVE to talk about themselves. People are not humble, they do not wait to be asked their opinion, they interject their opinions on you. If you don’t force your opinion into the conversation then it is assumed you have none or that you can be ignored. This is what comes from a nation of used car salesman: people continually “selling” their personalities to you, as if all social interactions were job interviews.

All of this relegated the conversations I had to pleasant nothings. Before I come to visit it is “When are you coming back?” After I get here, it’s “When are you leaving?” With most people I barely exchange more than a few sentences before they cease knowing what to say to me.

One other thing I observed, and this may be a New York thing, was the lack of communication. Oh, people talk, and they talk incessantly; but most of it is bullshitting. People rarely seem to really talk TO each other, but rather just bullshit amongst one another about superficial nothings. Or they would discuss relatively insignificant topics as if they were the most important thing in the world to them; a silly non-event suddenly becomes huge and hilarious.

In the end, I just listened. I listened to many conversations about many peoples’ lives. I just hope that in the future more people will do the same.

Pearl Jam: Immortality

November 9, 2011 Leave a comment

I still remember the first time I heard this song. I don’t remember how old I was, probably 12. I don’t remember anything else about that day besides what I felt when I heard it. When I heard the opening verse of the song it was a feeling like having a dream about something throughout your whole life before seeing it. It is totally new but yet you already know it intimately. I guess sometimes people feel that way about other people, as I have. This was the only time I felt it for a song though.

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Tourists from Mainland China already spoiling Taiwan

May 16, 2011 Leave a comment

Last weekend I went to a hot spring resort in 知本(Zihben) with my fiancée for a quiet, relaxing weekend away from life’s stresses. No work, no computers, just relaxing in the hot springs, taking a drive around, and eating.

But the Chinese tourists staying at the resort almost spoiled it.

Our first evening there, after a nice hour of relaxing in the springs, we went into the hotel restaurant for a quiet dinner. Unfortunately and in spite of the fact that there were a dozen empty tables in the place, the staff seated us at a 4-person table right next to a table of loud, obnoxious Chinese, who weren’t even eating. Some time later, one of the friends of this group comes by, takes one of the chairs at our table and turns it towards his friends, sits in it, and starts taking off his wet shoes and socks and putting on new ones. He does this without even acknowledging us or asking us, even as we made several comments like, “what, you can’t ask first” and gave him evil eye stares. He just went on with what he was doing.

On the second evening, after a long day of driving and subsequent relaxation in the springs, we were very tired and settled down for sleep at around 11 pm. But outside our room, there was a group of Chinese, drinking and speaking at obnoxiously high volume. I let this go for a while but it continued until after midnight, at which point I got up, went outside, and asked them to be quiet as we were trying to sleep. They said OK, “sumimasen” (Japanese for sorry – I didn’t understand this). They quieted for a moment but later got loud again. Then I called management and complained, to which they said they would take care of it. However, the volume of their talking didn’t change over the next hour or so, so I am not sure if management did anything at all. I put my earplugs in, but I could still hear them. Eventually, late at night, they stopped and I feel asleep….

only to be awoken again at 5:30 am the next morning when they were getting ready to eat their breakfast and then board their buses for the day. Again they started up with loud shouting, speaking at high volume and running around, with a general disrespect for everyone else who was staying there, trying to sleep. It didn’t get quiet until 7:30, when they’d had their breakfast and the tour buses left.

At this moment I had a feeling of total helplessness. I had the realization that nothing could ever be done about these people. Because, who were they? China only allows certain people to come to Taiwan, and that generally means the business or political elite. Since China was on a track for world domination, it was these very people who would be at the forefront of China’s global supremacy.

(c) 2011 KevNice

7-11 in Taiwan is awesome

March 19, 2011 Leave a comment

This is a tribute to how great 7-11 is.

Here are some reasons why:

  • There is at least one within almost any 4-block radius
  • You can pay your bills there. I pay my school tuition there every semester
  • You can print, scan, and copy from a USB portable drive
  • You can order concert and event tickets
  • It has an ATM that allows free withdrawal for post office accounts
  • The snacks and drinks are fresh and good, not dusty old cakes or hot dogs that have been sitting there for a year
  • They have basic necessities like soap, shampoo etc and are open 24 hours
  • They sell video games
  • The coffee and latte they sell is pretty good
  • You can bring pets inside
  • You can order from a website and have it delivered cheaply to the 7-11 near you!

Lately, some newly opened 7-11′s have improved even more:

  • The one by my house offers free Wifi
  • There are counters and chairs inside where you can use the Wifi or read a newspaper/magazine and sip on a coffee, snack or beer
  • You can buy beer and mini bottles of whiskey, rum, etc., and sit on 7-11′s outdoor chairs and drink (no open container laws in Taiwan and I’ve never once been carded)

In short, 7-11 is one of the greatest stores ever. It is a bill pay center, cafe, restaurant, marketplace, and bar all rolled up into one!

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Bus Trip from Taipei

March 16, 2011 2 comments

I had gone to Taipei in the very early AM to pick up a cash prize for a short writing contest I had entered. I took the bus both ways.

On the way back to Kaohsiung, I was awakened from sleep by a shattering sound, like someone had dropped a glass. I couldn’t see anything wrong, and a few seconds later the bus stopped. The “bus attendant” came to the back of the bus, little shards of glass covering her hair and face, telling us that a stone or some other object had flown off the truck in front of us and hit our windshield:

Very close to the driver's seat..

We were very lucky. If the rock or whatever it was had hit about 15 cm more to the right, it probably would have struck the driver in the head and knocked him unconscious.

Daoist Ceremony

March 12, 2011 Leave a comment

Earlier this evening, the temple across the street that I always complain about had a street ceremony (I apologize for the vertical angle, was shit with a camera and I thought I could edit it like with photos… luckily I started filming it horizontally after a minute or so):

So that’s what they’ve been practicing for on Saturday/Sunday mornings at 8 am throughout the year…

Although  cool, I’d rather sleep in on weekends.

A classmate’s work ethic, step-by-step

March 7, 2011 Leave a comment

Task: Do part of a power point presentation for the article “Restoring American Competitiveness”.

Step 1: Put “Restoring American Competitiveness PPT” into Google.

Step 2: Select the link that matches the search criteria.

Step 3: Download the presentation for “Restoring American Competitiveness”.

Step 4: Copy contents of the .ppt file “Restoring American Competitiveness” into new .ppt file.

Step 5: Modify slightly.

Step 6: Submit as own work.

Here’s why I hate Canadians abroad:

March 5, 2011 4 comments

Read the following news article:

http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/Teaching+English+Culture+shock/4348511/story.html

Granted, this woman is a douche and might be considered an extreme case, since she left. But many of these douches stay here. I can’t even count the number of Canadians I have met that have lived here for 8, 10, 20 years and still could not conduct daily conversation in Chinese. You really have to try NOT to learn Chinese for that much time to go by and still not exercise any command over the language.

And to the people who say “Oh, but Chinese is so hard…”. I once met a parrot here that could speak more Chinese than your average Canadian English Teacher.

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